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Funny Dares for couples
Dares designed to make your partner reach for their phone.
- Do your best impression of your partner ordering food at a restaurant
- Walk across the room like a runway model with socks on your hands
- Let your partner film you doing an overly dramatic slow-motion sneeze
- Speak in a terrible accent of your partner's choosing until your next turn
- Wear three items of your partner's clothing at once for five minutes
- Invent a jingle advertising your partner as a product and sing it
- Let your partner draw a mustache on you with anything washable
- Attempt a cartwheel, or a convincing excuse, while your partner records
- Act out your morning routine as a robot running low on battery
- Balance a spoon on your nose while telling a childhood story
- Narrate your partner walking to the kitchen like an excited sports commentator
- Dance with no music for thirty seconds like the beat is obvious
- Hand your partner a comb and accept whatever hairstyle they create
- Recite the alphabet as if it were heartbreaking news on television
- Do ten jumping jacks while listing things you love about your partner
- Talk like a cartoon villain in a whisper-shout until someone laughs
- Let your partner pose you like a statue and photograph the result
- Imitate a celebrity your partner names until they guess who it is
- Eat your next three bites with your eyes closed and narrate dramatically
- Pretend the couch is a boat and warn your partner about the storm
- Make up a fake fact about the ceiling and defend it passionately
- Put socks on your hands and try to take a clear selfie
- Sing your last text message to your partner in an opera voice
- Crawl to the nearest door and back while humming a spy theme
- Move like whatever animal your partner names for the next two minutes
- Argue with a houseplant, or a pillow, about whose turn it is
- Deliver a serious weather forecast about the temperature of your partner's hands
- Give a dramatic reading of the nearest label or instruction sheet
- Try juggling two soft objects while your partner counts every drop
- Accept an imaginary award and thank your partner for absolutely nothing
- Reenact your first argument as two overly polite game show hosts
- Describe your breakfast using only sound effects and hand gestures
- Introduce your partner to an imaginary audience as a world-famous inventor
- Wear a towel as a cape and announce your superpower loudly
- Laugh convincingly at a joke your partner has not told yet
- Pretend your phone is a walkie-talkie and report the room conditions
- Sing the ingredients of your favorite snack to a familiar tune
- Do your worst impression of a news anchor losing composure completely
- Mime removing an invisible sweater that is stuck on your head
- Explain the rules of a sport you invented thirty seconds ago
- Walk in slow motion to the kitchen and back without laughing
- Compliment your partner in the voice of a very tired pirate
- Read your last three search terms aloud in a courtroom voice
- Wear sunglasses indoors and act unreasonably mysterious for five minutes
- Perform a dramatic monologue addressed to the refrigerator door
- Wear a cushion on your head like a hat and stay dignified
- Hop on one foot while reciting your phone number backwards
- Convince your partner that a made-up word is real vocabulary
- Use only questions to talk to your partner until your next turn
- Act out the plot of any movie using only your elbows
- Button your shirt completely wrong and act entirely unaware of it
- Speak entirely in rhyme for the next two minutes, badly
- Growl your grocery list like a monster guarding a cave
- Fake a sneeze so convincing your partner says bless you
- Pose for three passport photos with increasingly unreasonable expressions
- Whisper everything you say until your partner begs you to stop
- Impersonate your partner's phone voice when their boss calls
- Stack anything soft on your partner and call it a sculpture
- Tell a knock-knock joke so bad your partner physically reacts
- Applaud yourself for one full minute with genuine emotional commitment
- Dress in whatever is nearest and title your fashion look
- Pretend to be a tour guide describing your partner's face
- Announce every action you take out loud for three minutes
- Wiggle across the floor like a worm with somewhere to be
- Deliver bad news to your reflection with appropriate gravity
- Sing your partner's name in five different musical styles
- Argue passionately that cereal is a soup, with evidence
- Blow up an imaginary balloon and hand it to your partner ceremonially
- Recite a shopping list as if it were wedding vows
- Try to lick your elbow while your partner narrates the attempt
- Wear a shoe on one hand and gesture with it while talking
- Act like the floor is lava until you reach the doorway
- Speak your next answer in a dreadful robot voice
- Fold yourself into the smallest shape you can manage and hold it
- Beatbox for fifteen seconds and let your partner rate the performance
- Yawn theatrically until your partner yawns back at you
- Interview your partner as a reporter covering a minor local scandal
- Do a dramatic hair flip and hold the pose for photos
- Describe how to tie shoelaces as if it were dangerously complicated
- Make up a national anthem for your household and sing it standing
- Sneeze, cough, and yawn in three distinct comedic styles
- Pretend to lose a fight with an invisible door
- Hold a staring contest but pull a new face every ten seconds
- Wrap yourself in a blanket and pretend to be a burrito
- Spell your partner's name with your body one letter at a time
- Congratulate your partner on an achievement you completely invent
- Read a text message aloud in three different emotional registers
- Snort-laugh on purpose and then pretend it was accidental
- Chase an imaginary fly around the room with total seriousness
- Give a motivational speech to your partner about brushing teeth
- Pretend to be a very unhelpful customer service representative for ninety seconds
- Dance using only your shoulders while your partner keeps a beat
- Order an imaginary pizza with the most ridiculous toppings possible
- Talk about the weather like it is a thrilling betrayal
- Type a message to your partner using only your knuckles
- Sit exactly like your partner sits and let them criticize it
- Roar your partner's favorite compliment like a sports crowd
- Repeat everything your partner says one second later, quietly
- Hold an invisible microphone and take questions from nobody
- Trip over nothing convincingly and recover with impossible grace